mayhem in hostel night

it was 6th april- jam hostel night. the music was good,the food was ok but the ice cream ,it seems was free. it was a small stall and two men were trying to serve ice-cream to our IIT junta. but as usual there was no properqueue and stall was no where to be seen. to get in to get ice-cream was difficult and to get out was almost impossible.
Then suddenly some genious came up with an innovative method.
steps were as follows:
1. just take an empty cup.
2 from a two feet(or more depending on ur capability) distance away from the stall stretch ur hand into the stall.
3 take your hand out after 2 min. , your cup will be full of ice-cream(your hand will also be).

using this technique i managed to take two cups of ice-cream.

14th april: godav hostel night.
every hostel`s mess(used to be) is a big hall. on one of the corners ,where water cooler used to be put, our ice-creamwala was sitting.( he thought this much space is sufficient).
but our junta was getting desperate( as usual despos).
well desponess(spelling!) is quite obvious. first of all we are in chennai. second we are in IIT and it is usually very hot(weather). thirdly, himalaya is quite far away so junta generally misses their breakfast, dinner , lunch.( we are planning for a hunger strike on 17th april in protest of reservation). so hostel night is an opportunity which nobody wants to miss.
well coming back to godav. situation was really bad and few of my friends gave up on this( they managed in jam night).
here it was worse than jam and they were taking coupons also.(thank god no stall was there! it was cement).well the funda didnt worked here and you have to make your way through the junta. i managed to squeeze myself and asked for the ice-cream. after putting much fight i got an empty cup and asked the man to do his job.
"coupon sir!"
coupon ws in my pocket and it was impossible for my hand to do this. i asked my friend to take it out of my back pocket. he smiled but nobody at that time bothered about that.
"abe right wale mein dekh naa." i shouted but by that time empty cup was also gone. after 15 minutes i somehow got the ice-cream. but to my dissapointment the ice-cream was not that good but it gave me a satisfaction of being victorious. but i still remember the lines of kumar on the day of jam hostel night-" never cross the queue. its bad behaviour". but there has to be a queue first of all.